If you see a cell phone along the side of the road, give them a call

There is a street sign at the entrance to our neighborhood where everyone posts their signs that they want people to see and take note of. For example--yard sale, lost dog, lost cat. So the other day as I am coming home, I notice that someone has put up a new sign. On bright orange paper, duct taped to the street sign, is a sign that reads, "LOST CELL PHONE" then they give a short description in words too small to see and their phone number. Hmmm... Am I going to see a little silver cell phone laying on the side of the road or hear it ringing as I am driving by? Um, chances are slim. Try an ad in the lost section of the classifieds.