Here's an email/joke I got that is just so gross I had to share. Plus, especially if you have kids, you can sure imagine this happening. Which makes it even more gross...
One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge. I was maybe 2 years old.
Someone had given me a little tea set as a gift and it was one of my
favorite toys.
Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news and my sister was
playing nearby in the living room when I brought Daddy a little cup of
"tea," which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise
for such yummy tea, my Mom came home.
My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea,
because it was "just the cutest thing!"
My Mom waited, and sure enough, I made my way down the hall with a cup of
tea for Daddy.
She watches him drink it up then says, "Did it ever occur to you that the
only place a child can reach to get water is the toilet?"
